Postmodern geek
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Source: georgshadow)
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
(via pony-of-time)
… plus a dash of slipper-herding/hoarding instinct!
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D’awww. I wish swishy tails were available in US edition Corgis!
(via corgis-everywhere)
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…
This is amazing.
I love JB with every fibre of my being.So there’s this store in Australia that does “honest” reviews for their games. This is great.
jb hi fi motherfuckers
Fuck I love JB for these things.
Oh JB you are the greatest of all stores
(via pony-of-time)
(Source: thedorseyshawexperience, via wilwheaton)